How To Be Completely Satisfied With Your Life

So, I was currently informed, by over ten people, that my blog is overly-depressing, so I will now agree to only write a depressing post every now and then. It's just that I use this to get out many of my feelings. I don't like journals, because writing with a pencil takes FOREVER and makes my hands cramp like none other. Plus, how is anybody going to know what's going on in my life if I just write it in a journal? Yeah. Journals=lame. Sorry to all of those who write in journals, it's just my personal opinion, so don't go mass-murder the country of Croatia, stab me in my sleep, and then kill yourself. No, that's not really a good plan.
So, life is good.
What else is there to say?
I have my play in about two weeks, but whatever. I'm not stressing over it.

So, here's my good stuff for the day.
Brett's Top Ten Ways to Immediately Make One's Self Completely Satisfied with Life
(In short, Brett's Happy Therapy)

1. Take your fingers, pinch your cheeks, loosen your cheeks, and shake to a shake worthy of being called a jiggle. It's usually better if you are making some sort of rambunctious noise while doing so. Such as breathing in heavily, squeaking in a falsetto voice, or singing strangely.
2. Find your true rock star scream. It will be a scream that is loud, but doesn't hurt your voice. It will be a yell that feels good doing it. Mine will most likely beat all of yours.
3. Make fruit punch. Just to say the simple truth, fruit punch solves literally everything. EVERYTHING!!!!!
4. Sing as loud as you can to your favorite musical artists and songs. This is literally the FUNNEST thing to do. True fact.
5. Play a classical orchestra on full blast in your living room, and pretend to conduct it. It's even better if you have other people do it with you. Be as AWESOME of a conductor as you want to. Nobody is watching, so who cares what the heck you look like?
6. Spin in circles for a VERY long time and then try to run to a specific destination. This one is rather self explanatory. You probably just laughed reading it. (You should probably do this outside on grass, for you probably don't want to cut your head open on your brother's machete laying straight open on your couch.)
7. Write your name over and over again, all in different and fancy ways. It will make you feel better about yourself. :D
8. If you play an instrument, play it to your best ability. Play it as loud and exaggerated as possible, or play it with as much feeling as you can. It's even better if you create your own song. It takes work, but it's the best thing in the whole wide world.
9. Make plans for Summer. It gets you excited, and your summer is planned out with things with you want to do! So (hopefully) your Summer won't be wasted! YEAH!!!
10. Call a friend and talk to them. This one is possibly one of the best. No one feels better keeping their feelings inside of them. If you're having a hard time, there's no reason that you should keep it in from your bestest friends.
*Bonus 11:* Laugh as loud and/or as creepily as you can, the more stupid it sounds, the better. Mine will make you all urinate in your lower garments.

Well, there's my "therapy!" Hope it helps y'all! It helps me A LOT! So hopefully, this things make you laugh and/or feel good each time you do it. Notice, drugs and alcohol were not on this list. So....don't do them. :)