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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Hate Letters To Inanimate Objects

YES! Tomorrow is a FRIDAY! I've been waiting a while for this to happen. This week has been too long, even with our Monday off. Stupid school, you ruin everything in my life. In fact, I'm going to write a hate letter to school.
Dear School,
I hate to break this news to you, but everyone hates you. There's no denying it. Though there are sometimes when it seems like I like you, I actually don't. In fact, you tear my life apart. Not only do you take up over 6 hours of my day, you pile ENDLESS amounts of homework upon me, so that I get to spend even more FREAKING TIME on you. Jerk. Not only that, but you ruin relationships and waste my time. So many times I never even learn anything, for I already know a lot that I am taught. I could be enjoying my life rather than being with you, but no, I'm forced to be with you. You make me lose sleep. Every night I stay awake thinking about you. Every frickin' night. I can't fall asleep because of the stress you cause me, or I CAN'T fall asleep because I'm working on things you've assigned me. Jerk. And then you FORCE me to wake up early to come visit you. Go jump in a vad of toxic waste while you're on fire. I hope you get eaten alive someday. I really do. Or buried alive. Whichever you prefer.
Sincerely,
Brett

Haha....I really like how that sounded like a break-up note. I found it quite humorous. It felt really good writing that....I should do things like that more often...MWAHAH!! PARENTS, YOU ARE NEXT! Jk....jk. If I put that on here I might get some beatings. :)
Well, have a great Thursday everybody. Or whatever day it might be for you when you are reading this. It's Thursday for me right now, so that's why I said that. Anywho....Now I'm just ranting. Have a good day everybody.

2 comments:

  1. P.S. You think you are going to make my future amazing, but there's this thing called a box that I can live my life in without you. So technically, you really are a waste of time.

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