Continually I am having the tune of my jazzed Christmas song running and running through my head like that of a broken yet majestic orchestra record. Back and forth....Back and forth....
I'm not gonna lie, the song basically brings out the me in me. The song is a jazzy version of "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas," but it's so much cooler than you could possibly imagine within the minuscule human mind. Ahh.....My hands literally pounding the keys. I feel like I'm about to swing the keys right off of the piano itself, each singular white or black block hitting some one in the audience.
So, being the video game nerd I am, I've been looking up all of this stuff about this game called "Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure."
Yeah. It's awesome.
Freaking awesome.
What happens is there is a multitude of freakishly fantastic modes and features in the game, but it gets EVEN COOLER! In my mind, I'm just thinking, "How could a game get possibly cooler than this?" But then they introduced the portal. The portal is a small hexagon like prism thing, but what you do is you buy the toys that go with the game, the characters, and you can put them on the portal, and they are TRANSFERRED TO THE GAME! IT'S EFFING MAGIC! You bring the toy's spirit to life as you place its mortal frozen body on the portal and release its trapped soul into the free world of Skyland! (I'm not exaggerating or anything. That's how the trailer described it. I about peed my pants because of all of the concentrated spectacularism and pure awesomeness)
Asking Santa for this for Christmas?
Oh heck yes.
There you go, the mind of my video game oriented freakishness. Ta-da! Surprise! Brett's a geek, everyone!
Why yes I am! Congratulations, Brett! You just announced to half the world of your child-like obsessions! Be proud of yourself!
You bet I am, other conscience! Go dig a hole and die in it for being overly sarcastic and rude towards my good conscience! (Me being rude to myself? Hmm....I guess I should have that checked)
YES! AWESOME! I AM PSYCHED FOR THIS CHRISTMAS! (And my birthday, which is three days prior)
Happy Birthday to Kate Winward, for it is her Birthday today, and she deserves a superb Birthday, for she is a superb person! I LOVE YOU KATE!
Good-bye everyone. Maybe I'll rant on about my other sad obsessions at a later date.
Also, name this movie-"You're bluffing! You're bluffing!' 'It's possible, pig. You miserable vomitous mass."
PRINCESS BRIDE!! Awesome movie!
ReplyDelete:D I love you Brett! My birthday is just a week and a half before yours!!!
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