So, as you can see, it has been several months since my last blog post. And I don't have much to make up for it. Life has been somewhat swell, and I've had my ups and downs, but that's just life. I'll be FREAKISHLY depressed one day, and then be simply exploding with energy, with guts and my stuffed animal turtles flying everywhere. (Don't think about that sentence too much. I don't know where I was going with that) So, not much has happened in my life. I'd like to write....just.....write. This post has no subject in particular, so here I go!
It's official. I HATE COLD WIND! I was walking to my pre-calc class, and all I could think of was, "wow, now I actually know what authors mean when the say 'the cold wind was moving through my legs'" My legs were being stabbed with millions of pins, and soon enough, they just fell off. Yep, now I'm legless. Nope, Chuck Testa. So eventually, after what seemed to be eternities of everlasting pain, I was able to get inside. The flooded warmth felt like what hot chocolate tastes like. It was delicious.
Wow. I picked the worst day to wear shorts.
I believe I am the small ant in my social system. I kind of feel like the person that's just....there!.....I'm just existing, nothing more, nothing less. I was riding in my carpool today in somewhat of an awkward silence and thought of this. You know what? I also hate car rides. For some reason, it's just hard to think of what to say. Walking, now, that's something different. You can actually laugh and make eye contact and think of clever things, but when you're in a car, it's just so.......very........awkward. Not my carpool is awkward, (In fact, it's usually rather fun!) but just car rides with some one else in general. Bleh.
So I was looking at memes today.
It was great.
Today, my parents ("awesome parents" as my mom suggests I insert) were so kind as to remind me about overly embarrassing childhood stories. I was like, "Oh, thanks! It seemed as though I just BARELY managed to forget that horrid memory." And my parents continue to say, "Oh, but it was so cute and silly!"
Yeah. I'm sure.
Like the fact that me and my best friend were going to get married in Kindergarten, and had quite the romantic relationship. The awkward thing? My parents brought that up while she was over at my house. HANGING OUT WITH ME. I just sort of wet my pants in my mind and somewhat imploded within my sub-cranium. I just looked at my parents, with their strangely grotesque smiles on their faces.
Oy. I hope that never happens again.
Well, I have to go get pajamas on, because I have my "bedtime" that I must follow.
Fare thee well, good friends.
Yes, we are awesomely awesome. And guess what? IT WAS CUTE AND SILLY!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo there.
In Pennsylvania, we called the wind a "lazy wind". It was too lazy to go around you so it went through you.
ReplyDeleteThis post just made my dad. Seriously. You don't post often, but when you do, it's either hilarious, eye-opening, or worrisome. :D I feel like I just 'exist' all the time. I discovered that a few weeks ago while just walking home all alone. I exist. Yep.
ReplyDeleteThanks Mindy! You are the best! Nice to know I made somebody's day!
ReplyDeletebut brett.. you didn't make her day.. you made her dad.. soo mindy is your granddaughter? wait. your post made her dad. HOW DO POSTS MAKE PEOPLE?!!?
ReplyDeleteLOL!! I meant day! I did! SORRY!
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