So....My Seminary Class....

Yeah. It's weird. But it's pretty funny. So I'll tell you about it.
So, my seminary teacher is this dude who is a total western hick who plays the guitar and used to play in a western band. He was telling us about how his band was getting back together again to play for some girl's wedding. He then proceeded to tell us that there was going to be LOTS AND LOTS of beer at the wedding. So, after the weekend that he went to play for the wedding, he came back to seminary all tired and stuff. I REALLY TRULY thought he was having a hangover. So I ask, "Bro. Castillow, did you get drunk?"
He replies,
"Brett.........That's not.....an appropriate question."
I snickered. Because deep down inside, I really think that he actually did....it was weird.
Also, there's this naive kid in my class, and we somehow got on the subject of cows. So the kid raises hand and says, "Have any of you seen a cow give a piggyback to another cow before?"
We all sit in silence, wondering what he could possible mean.
He then continues, "They sort of climb on eachother's backs, and start to bounce a little bit...." He continues by doing the motions and EVERYTHING.
Yeah......FACEPALM!!!! FREAKING FACEPALM!!!
Did he really not know what that is? Hate to break it to you, but those cows are mating. So I look at my seminary teacher as everyone is laughing hysterically, and he says, "Brett...just don't....don't tell him."
Most awkward moment in Seminary history.
Also, today, we had a lesson about building our testimonies on the rock of Christ. So on his slideshow he had this picture of a couple of kissing, and by the picture it said, "Should we start and create our families on a rock?" Yeah. Worst visual EVER! So weird. He just words things SO STRANGELY! PLEASE LET ME ESCAPE FROM THAT CLASS! Yet once again in seminary class, *FACEPALM*
Not to mention all of the things he pronounces wrong. I'll give you a list.
Writhing-"Hri-thing" instead of "Wry-thing."
Bowels-"Bowls"
Massachusetts-"Massachussesss."
Joseph Smith-"Joses Smiss."
Bosom-"Booze-um"

Yeah. He's weird. He should probably learn english before he actually teaches teenagers. I can't think of other things he says wrong at the moment....
But yes. My seminary class is quite strange.