School...........DDAAAHHH!!!!!

Summer is approaching....ONLY THREE WEEKS AWAY! I can't wait for you to come and lift his burden of school off of my shoulders. Also, I would like a free lollipop, if Summer could give that to me as well. That would be swell. Hey! That rhymed! I bet you just went back and read it, didn't you? Well, I won't assume that you did, I just think that it would be funny if you actually did, because I would then be a psychic!......Okay not really, but whatever. It just makes me feel cool when I do stuff like that. :)
So, like in almost every other post, I don't quite know what to say. So, I'll come up with something clever.
Hmm......
Err................................................................................................................Umm........................................Uhhhhhhh....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Ahh...........................................Ugh...........................................Hmm.............Darg.

I can't seem to think of anything.

How about this? I'll come up with a bunch of "blank is like..." stuff, just for your very own entertainment.

Friends are like slinkies, they don't have much use until you push them down the stairs.

Life is like a magazine. It's just loaded with a bunch of crap and maybe one thing that actually might be cool.

People are like insects. They'll swarm around you and try to get in your way, and most likely annoy you.

Friends are like dogs. They won't do anything for you unless you give them something they want.

Parents are like Hitler. That's self-explanatory.

Parents are like jail cells. They'll attempt to set up a barrier that you can't go through, but we all know we will find a way around it eventually.

Siblings are like cats. They smell bad and all they do is hiss and scratch at you.

Life is like chocolate cake. Everyone likes the frosting the most, but unfortunately, there's barely any. And just a whole bunch of bland flavored......stuff to make up for the rest of it.

School is like a mosh pit. It's only fun when you beat up everyone you see.

School is like a blender. It takes a bunch of people and shreds them up (forcing them to go through a lot of pain.) and blends them together.

And....I believe that's all I feel like coming up with right now. Perhaps more later?
Thanks for reading! Sayoonara!