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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Oxymora?

Hmm....Sick again with those cursed allergies.
STUPID NASAL PASSAGES OF MINE! I CURSE THEE AND ALL OF THY KIN!!!
Oh....wait.
So, to begin with, as you probably guessed, I am sick with the regular allergies that come with springtime. Yes, I love the warmth, but eventually I always get sick like this. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. SHTOOPID!
Here we are again, reading this blog that consists of information that you most likely aren't interested in, but whatever. If you are reading this, just know that you are most likely clinically insane. Actually, scratch that. If you ENJOY reading this, you are most likely clinically insane. But don't worry, you aren't the only one. :) And being insane is not always a bad thing!
So, I don't know quite what to write, because if I write something that is at all depressing, I might get a good whoopin' from my parents. So....I don't think I will. Plus, I don't think anyone ever really enjoys reading stupid stuff. So, I am going to make a list of Oxymorons for you to laugh at or think about.
Oxymorons-
Act Natural
Pretty Ugly
Military Intelligence
The Bigger Half
A Little Big
Brief Speech
Brave Politician
Sweet Revenge
Head Butt
Night Light
Freedom Elementary
Liberty Jail
Fast Food
Legally Drunk
Love-Hate Relationship
Usually Unusual
Friendly Fire
Easy Homework


So, I hope this made you smile. Because there's no point living on this earth if you never make some one smile.

I have a question for all of you.
Do you ever wonder, when you're lying in bed about to fall asleep, if some one is thinking of you?
I think that so often. I hope that some one is thinking of me, and I think of other people all of the time, namely some family members and many special friends.
I know that was random, but still. You guys are great. Thanks for being there, and for those that aren't usually there, well, I don't quite know what to say to you. :)

Summer is coming near, just inching its way here to devour school and digest it for three months. HAHA! SCHOOL, YOU ARE BEING OVERPOWERED BY THE MASSIVE STRENGTH OF SUMMER AND FREEDOM!!! Yes. I like you, Summer.
Speaking of Summer and awesome times, I need to hang out with some people that I haven't seen for quite some time. You most likely know who you are if you're reading this, and yes, we need to party.
Where did the phrase "hang out" come from? It makes almost zero sense. Did people hang themselves when they were partying back then? Hmm....weird. I'm going to look it up. I think that's a wee bit strange.

Hey, friends, you'll always be in my mind and in my heart.
Thanks for everything, everyone.

3 comments:

  1. Brett, I am sorry you are sick with the blasted seasonal allergies, I feel your pain. I would like to state that Freedom Elementary was my favorite oxymoron haha :) You're so silly Brett, YOU make me smile, all the frappin time, I love ya my friend. Me thinks we should party sometime after all of our end of the year busy stuff goes away yes? Yes. Ohhh yeah. You're the bestest Brett, and you are one of the special friends that I think of :) just so ya know.

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  2. Awwww Kaylynn and I both especially like "Freedom Elementary" and yes, you are on my mind before I fall asleep when I had done something you usually do during the day. :) I can't wait for summer...

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  3. Dude, those were great. Somehow it reminded me of sidewalk babies. And that just made it funnier :) We need to party because its (almost) SUMMER!!!!!!

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