Saturday Night FURY!!!!!!

Life is a strange mess. But it can be good! Like right now, I'm SUPER psyched. Because.....Guess what? I'm buyin' myself a UKULELE! Yahoo!!! They are SO much fun to play! So....life is pretty good! Music is just so great....I don't know how to explain my thanks for it, well, cuz it's not exactly an existing being.....DAH! GREAT IDEA FOR A WRITTEN STORY! Music, and love, and hate, and stories, they could all be like, these supreme beings that control what their name gives them! And, they could be, like, an actually existing people! YES! Good idea, Brett! You are quite a genius! I like the way you think! Anywho, so weirdest thing happened last Saturday. So I was at my friend Will's house. And we were watching these funny videos. So Will has this crappy cinnamon spray stuff that smells like CRAP! And my friend takes it, and sprays a thick dot on my shirt. So I was like "Oh, okay, whatever." But not much later, I walk into the kitchen, and my OTHER friend throws a whole cup of water on my shirt. Water with ice in it, mind you. And I was like "Well, I'm a bit bothered, but it's fine." And THEN! I go back into the computer room, and this kid's COMPLETELY obnoxious little brother sprays the cinnamon stuff ALL OVER MY FRICKIN' BODY!!!!!! And I got it in my face, my eyes, my mouth....EVERYWHERE!!!! So right as I start walking out of the room, another friend opens a sharpie and draws on my ear and my arm. I was ready to LET MY LUNGS JUMP OUT OF MY CHEST AND EAT ALL HUMAN BEINGS THERE!!!! So yeah, my eyes and mouth were on fire, I was freezing cold, I smelled like crap, and I had sharpie all over me. And this all happened in a period of TWO FREAKING MINUTES! Yeah.....I'm really angry about that. So I just had to tell everyone. And it makes a funny story.