My Absence of Cleverness

Hmm....I wish I were as funny as one of my friends.....Dang, I'm just a boring old fogie who doesn't know how to speak cleverly. Darg.
AAHH!! No! I just said Darg! I will try to refrain....Trying.....TRYING!!!

So I made an New Year's resolution to not say "that's what she said" jokes this whole year, simply to make my life cleaner (in a sense) and to find humor in different (better) ways. AND I AM SUCCEEDING! YES! It's hard, yes, but it helps. I'm avoiding the pervertedness of strange comments. It brings cleaner thoughts. Heh heh....
ANYWHO! Off of this awkward subject! I just thought I'd let you all know that my Biology class is great....Haha....So today we were talking about chromosomes and diploids and haploids...Well, we got on the subject of human haploids, and I decide to "yell" after the teacher says "it." So in the middle of talking about human haploids, I yell
"SPERM!!!"
The whole class laughed.
And I felt satisfied.
And I thought of how my little brother, and how he has the oceanic animal "how to draw" book. And the ONE word he chooses to say over and over again (because he doesn't know what it means) was sperm. No, he didn't choose beluga, or humpback, or whatever. He had to choose sperm. It was rather funny though..... Tee hee!
But I have a few friends in that class that are rather great. Yes, Mindy, and Kaylynn, and Drew....Ha, they are all FREAKING AWESOME!
Hmm....I am trying to think of something clever to say. But alas, I do not have anything humorously clever to say. Darg.
So instead I will say this:
Life is full of ups and downs and mental puke-ings. Just try your best. If you ever need help, I'm here for you. Well, for the adults who read this, that may sound a wee bit strange, but you guys are still pretty darn awesome.
Haha....



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